Loki the Escape Artist

Spring is in the air, and the sun is shining. This will only mean one thing.

Loki will want to go outside. She will NEEED to go outside. She will run full speed toward any open door or window. She will formulate a plan while you are out at the gocery store and unleash her suprise attack when you come through the door with an arm load of bags. While I'm sure she is very proud of her plots and schemes, and it takes her hours of thinking and constructing little graphs;I can't help but notice, that they all seem to look like the same plan over and over. Her plan is mainly this:

RUN FOR THE DOOR AS FAST AS YOUR LITTLE LEGS WILL CARRY YOU AND AIM FOR BETWEEN THE HUMANS LEGS.

And as this fat little cat comes streaking toward me, ears flat to her head, eyes wild with the idea of making it out of the front door, we both like to imagine her screaming a battle cry of
"FREEEEDOMM"

She usually makes it out, though only 2- 3 feet away from the door before she is attracted to the plant life and decides to have a quick bite to eat. This is when she is usually cought, much to her dissapointment.

Plllllleeeeeeeeeeeeease?

I've never fully understood her desire, since she only seems to wander around looking bored nd eating grass once she gets out there. She seems to thrive on the excitment of talking me into letting her out more than the actual "being out".